I knew the hotel was going to be a wee bit cheesy when I picked up the key - it was the punch-card type, if you've ever seen that (no swiping here - you insert the plastic tab and turn the handle of the door to open it). Turns out, the extra I paid for the view just upgraded me from a brick wall view, to one of the Domino's pizza across the street. Well, a tree was visible so it was an improvement I suppose...
And, the internet connection they promised? When I asked, the person at the front desk pointed to a chair nearby. "If you sit in that a certain way, you can get a wireless connection. It comes in from the hotel next door."
The silver lining? When you throw out class, you make room for convenience - in the form of a beer bottle opener attached to the bathroom sink.

And yes, of course I used it!
And it was very satisfying.